"Look Mom- No Hands"

Because America isn't lazy and fat enough already, fast food chains are focusing on ways to eliminate the use of two hands while eating. "Last year McDonald's started selling chicken and other stuff wrapped in tortillas. This product was a response to consumer appetites for something to eat between meals and with one hand on the steering wheel."
At 300 calories each they're meant to be eaten between meals (to help diminish your appetite?). Not the most scientific method of weightloss, but they're probably healthier than Taco Bell's 4th Meal concept.

So it was funny when the only complaint about this genius idea was that you need two hands to eat it. It's a cup that contains both the meal and the soda together. Perhaps if there was a spout the chicken bits could be poured directly in your mouth....