Why Haven't They...
I was gonna post this as a comment on The Delicious Life, but I switched it to a "Why Haven't They..."
Everyone in LA is concerned with looking young. From the amount of plastic/laser surgery, raw food restaurants, chemical peels, fake baking and botox, the market for health, anti-aging and well-being is pretty saturated. Regardless I'd like to propose a new form of renewal.
The theory is that bacon-wrapped-anything is amazing. Therefore I propose that health spas start bacon-wrapping-people. Considering how well it works on asparagus, shrimp, scallops and sausages, I can only imagine it would produce a healthy vibrant glow and reduce aging by ten to fifteen years.
posted by Food Marathon @ 9:43 AM
4 Comments:
i agree. but you would need to be served a nice meal of bacon and bacon afterward.
hahah, is that a guacamole body peel as well?
Not sure if that's the guac-allover massage or the pesto body rub. I'll consult with the Porksthetician and get back to you.
Interesting twist on my favorite:
Camarones Vallarta
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